August 2011
3 posts
I'm gonna buy some more vests.
That is all.
1 tag
July 2011
8 posts
Oh Hi there.: PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO READ THIS →
christieeo:
Today I found out my dear dog Ruby has a disease called Pyometra. Basically it is a disease of the womb and is incurable and gets worse each time the dog is in season.
The operation to cure her is going to cost £700, and my mum isn’t sure she can afford it :(. I’ve told her I will try to raise as…
Spring clean!
Nunquam alieno seneo scholar
Hi
Hello Avery.
You talk garbage
Love,
Jack and The Hoggster.
There’s an app for this shit.
I may actually begin to use this.
April 2011
2 posts
House M.D
1.5 sessions in and I still can’t decide if I like it or not.
Story is great, general episode format is crap.
...
I don’t really like Tumblr, but I find myself checking it ever so often.
I also have to reset my password every time I do because I forget what I set it as…
June 2010
1 post
Tumblr!
I haven’t used this in ages.
Should I bother?
August 2009
1 post
Carpe Diem
I look around the room; the air is getting thicker, Gently wrapped around my waist, your arms are getting weaker. You drift off to sleep and have the happiest of dreams, I can’t help but wonder if this is even real. I look across the room as myself in the mirror, And realise these are the best days of my life. None should be wasted, not even a second, For every moment, is a once in a lifetime...
July 2009
1 post
Tumblarity
I hate you.
June 2009
35 posts
Hedge By Bets
I look at the skyline as the sunsets behind the trees and begin to wonder. All I see when I look around is her face beaming back at me, what have I done to be dealt this? I look at the ground and shuffle my feet, a single tear begins to fill my eye and I shake it off and think about something different. I look back up at the skyline and instantly revert back to my original thoughts and continue to...
The ultimate chat up line
Random fat guy: Do you like cock, love?
Random relatively hot woman: Yeah, I do - just not yours!
WIN
“Well I can’t keep up with you Jack!
Always see a random swoon of girls...”
– My Nan!
Let me in
Sometimes You make me feel so damn insecure I don’t know what to do Please tell me all the things You said to him Sometimes I don’t know how I’m meant to feel When I look you in the eye Please tell me everything Please let me in There’s no sound in the air And no light in the sky I’m feeling all alone I need you here by my side So please tell me everything I want to hear I look up and see you And...
Hmm...
Ever written something that you’re happy with but REALLY can’t post on a blog, because it’s blatently obvious who or what it’s about?
yes please →
Young guys: here's some advice you're going to...
indefensible:
That girl you like? The one who you want to ask out, but you can’t?
Ask her out. Without delay.
Because what do you have right now? Nothing. Right now, you don’t have the girl. The girl, you do not have.
When you ask her out, she could reject you. That would blow. But it doesn’t diminish you, you’re left in the exact same position you’re in right now. Without the girl.
But she...
“If you don’t ask, then the answer is no.”
– Fun Size Bytes (via nickdouglas)
I should never ask
I should never ask That which instills fear into the eyes of the poor Whilst slowly crushing and destroying the very foundations this country is built on. Instead I ask That which instills hope into the eyes of the weak Their spirits forever crushed by the amnesty and the forgiving of the rich. For who is to blame for the downfall of Britain When everyone cares for themselves and not others For...
Thorpe Park [:
So I went and conquered my fears finally, with of course no help from the constant abuse during the 40 minute wait for Nemesis Inferno, to elaborate on what I mean “It’s okay, if you die, you’ll die quickly anyway” “Oh don’t worry about it, you’re gonna die sometime, what better way to go than whilst having fun” “It won’t hurt, I mean, you’ll probably pass out before you hit the floor anyway”...
Theme Parks
What is it that draws us to these monstrosities ? Thrills ? The adrenaline rush ? Boredom ? Well for me it’s because a couple of friends are going and I got a cheap ticket. I’m not usually the type to enjoy such festivities for the good of my £30 investment I feel a need to get the fuck on that shit! Now first of all, people react in one of two ways to an adrenaline rush, some...
A really racist old man
Me: *ohh I'll just use this cash machine to get some money out*
~gets tapped on shoulder~
Crazy old man: Hey, don't you think bright clothes look even brighter on black people?
~points to a family of ethnic origin~
Me: Ermm, welll, I guess, but.. WHAT?
Crazy old man: Oh nothing just her top looks REALLY yellow
Me: I guess so? I'm gonna go now..
Just some old Enter Shikari [aka before they...
“Yes, Solid!
Now let me get one thing straight
You know what?
Sometimes I do...”
– Enter Shikari - Step Up
Enter Shikari - Common Dreads
So I’ve had this album on shuffle for the best part of 5 hours whilst doing my usual business [by usual business I do of course refer to eating food whilst messing about on Facebook and MSN…] and it’s sure as anything taken it’s time, but it’s definitely grown on me. There was a lot to live up to in my eyes, songs like Jonny Sniper, Anything Can Happen, Sorry you’re not a winner etc are some...
[: click this shit! →
“Welcome to our world, we are the wasted youth, and we are the future too”
– Hadouken!
The art of not caring: pessimism vs. optimism
Life has ups and downs, lefts and rights, good times, bad times, worse times. But life as a pessimist never works. Life as an optimist also never works. The best way to live life is not actually care. Not caring about anything is the way forward. Take for example, most pessimists state this; “Always expect the worse and you’re never disappointed” Well, now, really? That isn’t true at all, if you...
So...
I’m 20 today! hurrah!
“coz I’ve been here before and I deserve a little more”
– Counting Crows, Rain King
Life...
One last thing before I go [okay maybe I am a bit addicted to all this]
Is lie about doing what’s right? Or is about doing what you want, and what makes you happy?
“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...”
– Winston Churchill
“My language is English bitch, and this mother fucker is trying to get all on my...”
– Crazy black kid from Role Models
Birthdays, celebrations and being a boring...
Birthday, birthday, birthday. In 10 hours and 28 minutes exactly I will turn 20. And in about 24 hours I’ll be turning 20 drunk at the waterfront. But… that’s not my point. My point is that as you get older things like birthdays, christmas and all that jazz slowly start to loose that “wow”-factor they once had. I didn’t even realise it was less than a month till my birthday till my Nan told...
“All the things I said to you, are over now, and I just can’t get over you!”
– American Hi-Fi, Seperation Anxiety
Star Trekking...
This film will actually disappoint no one. From the start anyone who has ever seen any Star Trek will recognise the familiar federation logo on the screen, but from then on it’s a completely different program. There are all the usual suspects in this film, Kirk, Spock, Scotty etc, just a new fresh version. To put it simply rather than casting actors that look like the originals, followed by a poor...
